crocs

the best thing to wear during the summer, even better when in sports mode.

person 1: dude have you seen that guy running, he is so fast!
person 2: it is because he is wearing crocs in sports mode!!!

by ilovecrocs69 September 2, 2022

crocs

swiss cheese for your feet.

person 1: yo, can i get some swiss cheese for my feet?
person 2: sure bro, crocs right?
person 1: yeah bro
person 2: here you go bro
person 1: thanks bro

by rxmzaa September 10, 2022

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023

Knit Crocs

Crocs that can only be bought at target.

Hey whats your major? I know it cant be fashion, you are wearing knit crocs.

by John Jacob Dole Bowl December 5, 2011

Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016

National Crocs Day

National Crocs Day! Wear crocs and slap anyone who does not wear them!!!

It is national Crocs Day Bitches!!!

by Cooliogirl October 22, 2019

dirty crogs

to allow ones boyfriend / girlfriend / partner to shit in your mouth while giving a hand job over your head

"she's so kinky, bet she's done a dirty crogs"

by sexy whore 101 April 20, 2020