danger crank

the act of masturbating while crying and simultaneously creating a situation where one is likely to be caught

while having a crank he yelled MUM! and the danger crank was born

by Spidercatschnarfschnarf February 24, 2008

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Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

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Crank Skanks

The most badass female bike gang ever.

Crank Skanks will rape your dad, piss on your christmas tree, and eat your children for breakfast. Then, the

Crank Skanks will rip your pants off and repay you with sexual favors.

by crankyskank#2 September 1, 2009

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A crank cricket is the imaginary bug that tweakers often attempt to scratch at vigorously leading to open sores on the said twackstar's face and or arms. also referred to as crack crabs , ice lice or meffmites

That's Dustin, look at those inverted methmounds on his face, hes always chasing a crank cricket.

by H2elCAPPYtan May 28, 2017

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