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cerebrum cork

when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.
The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.
by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020
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Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves
Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!
by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021
mugGet the Self-Corkingmug.

Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky
You’re being such a cork
by Stankodank April 10, 2019
mugGet the Corkmug.

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.
Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!
by Rileyh212 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Cork sniffermug.

Cork the fork

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.
by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023
mugGet the Cork the forkmug.

Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.
Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.
by smbs82 July 8, 2010
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The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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