bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

convent of the sacred heart

a school located in greenwich, ct where the vast majority of the student body can actually spell, unlike certain students from other fairchester schools who gloat about how "their schools the bestz!" we also know enough not to embarrass ourselves or our school over the internet by writing paragraph long run-on sentences declaring how smart, hot, and fun we think we all are. instead, we are a nice, friendly, and overall intelligent group of girls who will go on to attend good colleges. even though sacred heart is located in greenwich we have a geographically diverse student body, and we are not horribly snobby either. if we spent all of our time fooling ourselves into thinking that we are god's gift to mankind, then we would not be as successful as we are.

"why don't you ever have free time? you're always so busy with school, clubs, and sports. come waste eons of time with us!"

"i can't...i go to convent of the sacred heart."

by nesselrode March 15, 2009

Convent girl

• noun

A top-level hoe who attends St. Joseph's convent, San Fernando. The average convent girl has 10-12 niggas and enjoys such pastimes as sucking dick and hanging around lots of naps/pres/benedicts men. If you spot a convent girl, immediately call this hotline: 1800-HOE-BGON
Convent girls can usually be spotted by their once white (now brown) school shoes, and their after school grime and stank.

That convent girl smells really bad. It's probably her post-school funk.

by Suck my coco December 6, 2016

Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

by J-Dubya December 1, 2003

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

Conventum

Anything that's related to supreme power.

Needs to be yelled whenever something breaks, making a lound sound.

Let's say a glass is dropped and breaks into pieces. ASAP you have to scream : "CONVENTUM"

by pourleclub July 31, 2015

Kairi cosentino

Kairi cosentino is a bitch. wanna know why, one treats Connor bad. Second he laughed at me for getting ghosted for the third time 🙄. Anyways Kairi Samuel cosentino smells like gravy. He’s short, single 🤣🤣 💯💯 lol nothing special about him he’s just there tbh 🤷🏻 ♀️

Kairi cosentino smells like gravy and his feet’s smell bad lol.

by Kairisunivers November 3, 2020