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Come for the food, stay for the pie

To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.
"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"
by Pontianak December 6, 2003
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Cohen

A term used to describe an attractive geek. Comes from the character Seth Cohen on the O.C.
Girl 1: Wow, that nerd is hot!
Girl2: I know, he's such a Cohen.
by skinner likes dogfood February 22, 2005
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Combe-Downer

A combe downer is a "less-than-full" mug or cup of your chosen beverage. It originates from 1970s Bath, UK. People from Combe Down were said to be stingy and so therefore, a "combe downer" is a stingy serving, usually a drink.
Person 1: *makes tea, half fills your mug, hands it to you*
Person 2: "well, that's a bit of a combe-downer..."
by ABC123abc123123 November 30, 2009
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Cochella

A gathering of rich white college kids with the intent of recreating Woodstock with embarrassing flower headbands and body paint. The music is usually of poor taste and for unknown reasons they make claims that this event changes their life in a positive way.
Allison isn't invited to this bomb ass party, she can take her spoiled ass to Cochella with that bullshit.
by WestBeezyBarney June 5, 2016
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come fuck me boots

knee high stilettos or knee high lace up boots. often worn by hookers or sluts
by ally iz sexy November 17, 2005
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Comeback From Ignorance

An occurance that takes place when two or more people are arguing. One person insults another using an allusion, the person whom the insult was directed at is unfamiliar with the allusion, her/she then uses his/her ignorance of the thing being alluded to as (the basis of) a comeback.
Person 1: "What the hell is wrong with you!?! is your frontal lobe disconnected!?!"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talking about? your fucking stupid!"

Person 1: goddamn your biggoted! are you related to Archie Bunker?
Person 2: Who the hell is Archie bunker, is he your Mastabatory Fantasy?

-Person 2 has used a Comeback from ignorance in both examples
by ElbowTheHappyViking May 13, 2010
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johnny come straightly

When a previously exclusively homosexual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite sex, often out of the blue.
"She's dating a dude now? She's been full-time homo since she was 12. What kind of johnny come straightly shit is this?"
by Shawna M. May 19, 2008
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