comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.

Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.

by WRivers November 5, 2019

comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting

by Ardeat August 6, 2022

Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort

Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey

by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020

comfort trio

A trio that gives a lot of comfort to you. A trio that makes you smile and gives you joy. They can probably make you laugh without even trying.

ME ; hey! who's your comfort trio?

BEST FRIEND ; it's the golden trio from harry potter!

by ashicha August 20, 2021

Comfort Character

A character, either from a movie, TV show, or video game, who can make you feel safe and happy during times of stress and despair

My three comfort characters are, in no particular order, Nick Wilde from Zootopia, Lucario from the Pokémon series, and Roxanne Wolf from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach.

by ZLH December 9, 2023

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023