Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
by swaggyboiGammer January 06, 2020
The bestest friend you could ever have and just a great basketball player this guy could beat you in a 1v1 any day and is a great team mate and sticks with you all the way and is a splash brother
by KryptoChris November 30, 2018
by I'll eat it ATM August 21, 2014
A male that is stronger than most ,and faster. Usually better than most athletes but never makes it to huge events. Certain ages=unstoppable
Tries to protect and help his friends and people he cares about
True man
Tries to protect and help his friends and people he cares about
True man
by Goffy goober February 14, 2018
A person who lives to question one's perspective through manipulation. Even by creating chaos in order for one to see the negativity in their life so they may grow from it. Or by demonstrating how the good left untested is not truly good. Confronting a different truth.
"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
by Jesse Peralta December 21, 2016
A middle school drug dealer does weeb crack, and meth smart good at math and will be the best dictator hires Arabs to bomb schools
by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022