coconuting

act of sipping an invisible coconut on the company's payroll while doing a meaningless task on your own or with a team, in order to maximize value for yourself at the expense of the company. It only applies to payed employees who enjoy a certain level of comfort from being let go. Comes from the act of enjoying a coconut cocktail while on vacation.

"John is coconuting right now": John is updating an Excel file that nobody in the company needs, just to make it until it's time for him to leave, because he doesn't want to engage in any activity that may keep him working late.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.

by nordhaus January 22, 2014

Pina Colonic

A term used by Homer Simpson during the episode 'Sunday, Cruddy, Sunday'. It's an obvious reference to the 1979 song 'Escape' by Rupert Holmes (also known as the pina colada song)

'If you like pina colonics and getting caught in the rain, passing out in the ocean.'

by OzramNeje March 11, 2015

coconut grove

A jungle-like division of miami. Mostly full of liberals. And people who hate Home Depot.

I love living in Coconut Grove!

by shaayna May 8, 2005

coconuts

What Scar from the Lion king has

"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."

by Quincy w. H. February 27, 2008

coconut ghost

The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas.

Adam Lambert: It's poetry guys. It's abstract. It's purpose is for the reader to find their own message in it. :)

UlrikaE: Coconut Ghost = The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas?

Adam Lambert: Hahaha clever girl

by Glambert1877 September 6, 2009

Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus March 13, 2011

colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008