Cobbing

In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.

Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.

by Mellow Mikey February 01, 2011

Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 29, 2024

Cobbing

To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.

"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."

"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."

by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020

Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!

“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”

by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025

dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 18, 2017

cob toter

Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm

Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.

by two headed turtle January 25, 2011

Off the cob

Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.

This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.

OR

Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.

by cobgirl123 October 01, 2022