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christopher 

your local f boy
damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!
christopher by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017

Christopher 

A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
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Christopher by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018

Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.
That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.
Christopher Michael by driaxx February 26, 2009

Christchurch 

The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.

While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
Sarah: I enjoy wanking you.
Mike: Oh, Christchurch! You've snapped my banjostring!
Christchurch by Tama Boyle January 31, 2007

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.
God, he/she is such a christophile.
christophile by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

ChristopherReeved 

To become paralyzed through sports, whether it be football or horse riding.
"My brother got ChristopherReeved last year when he broke his spine by playing football"
ChristopherReeved by Spyder October 24, 2004