chinese mcflurry

It refers to the occurrence of loose bowel movements, more commonly known as Diarrhea.

Possible uses of the phrase include:
"Damn. I think that bunbao just gave me a Chinese McFlurry."
"I feel a Chinese McFlurry brewing."
"after your friend offers you suspicious food products No thanks. I've already had two Chinese McFlurries this week."

by swaglord15 December 30, 2012

Chinese meal

A cat or any domestic animal placed inside a microwave, usually used improperly.

Hey guys, I'll be back soon, mum's making chinese meal for dinner.

by Ihaza Mazzifgarn March 5, 2011

Chinese smile

Superficial agreement to an action the speaker has no intention of carrying out.

No shit he ditched your moving party--he was just giving you the Chinese smile.

by Geoff_M October 30, 2009

Chinese makeover

To finish in your partner's hand and have them smell it. If it smells fresh you may proceed to smear it on your face.

That chinese makeover would have been great if he got more on my cheeks.

by charmz 813 November 10, 2009

Chinese waterslide

When an Asian guy has sex with a pregnant white or black girl who's water just broke.

Yo ma boy ammasith was fucking this black hoe. Her water broke and there was a Chinese waterslide, poor mother fucker.

by Easy Mac miller69 April 4, 2011

chinese democracy

Something that the world needs that's decades overdue and would be fucking awesome should it ever happen...but probably wont due various reasons. Examples include:

1. DUH! Democracy in Red China. Every time they seem to make progress, shit like big mama(commie internet censorship system) and tienamen square happen.

2. That one Eponymous Guns N' Roses album that Axl has been working on for like twenty years.

In hindsight, probably the absolute most (unintentionally?) genius album title ever.

What do ya figure will happen first? Actual chinese democracy or a new GNR album?

by gooberliberation September 8, 2006

Chinese backrub

You give your girl a backrub while fucking her from behind at the same time.

Man : Baby, I'm gonna give you a chinese backrub tonight!
woman: Ok? but what is it?
Man : Don't worry, I'll show you.

by Johnny Fleming November 10, 2007