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Moral Cancer

A condition, person or event that attaches to your morality and slowly eats away at it until you eventually become amoral.
Rose was perfectly normal until Shawn turned her on to the Urban Dictionary, now its become her moral cancer.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
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Crackhead chances

Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
by awsasin July 28, 2011
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disco cancer

A malicious disease often found in only the most hardcore disco floor attendants. Side effects often include being positively spectacular with dancing, destroying clubs with a single disco move and an unhealthy addiction to dancing up to a point where for one it is more important to dance, rather than to breathe.
I'll never stop dancing until I die from cancer, disco cancer.
by Disco Cancer Victim February 4, 2014
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puppet cancer

1. A form of cancer that, when contracted, transforms you into a puppet version of yourself.
"Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. Cancer for puppets.
"Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"
1. "Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. "Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"
by Chris Amigo June 9, 2014
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Gullet Cancer

The two words you don't particularly want to hear from your doctor, but if some day you WERE to hear them you'd probably rupture your gullet laughing about how great the word gullet is.
Doc: I'm sorry sir... You have gullet cancer.

You: Ahahahahaha... *strokes neck* Ooooohh...
by No Dizzle April 9, 2016
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Stranger Changer

When you have a child and you enlist the help of someone you either do not know, or barely know to change their soiled diaper. Typically a male.
Nick: Hey Steven, Abbey has a dirty diaper and I'm indisposed at the moment killing 8 year olds on COD
Steven: I would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
Nick: I completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
Steven: No biggie, the judge said I'm legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
Nick: Is that why we aren't allowed at Chuck E Cheese 's anymore?
Steven: Yeah, one of the reasons.
by Nic0705 September 16, 2016
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half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
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