CFHO

An extremely slutty CFO. She most likely slept her way to the top.

I heard she got promoted only because she slept with the owner!! That skank is such a CFHO!

by Kimbocrastinator August 17, 2009

CFOSL

complete fits of silent laughter. used instead of something like pmsl (pissing myself laughing) or lmao (laughing my arse off).

in msnmessenger / aol messenger etc.:

A:iv got a joke for you
B:wow, go for it
A:why did the chicken cross the road?
B:dunno
A:because he felt like it
B:hah! CFOSL! that was hilarious. mental!

by fran and christine April 8, 2006

cfs

An abbreviation that stands for chicken fried steak, which is a beef patty deep fat fried much like fried chicken. CFS should only be used by persons who are familiar with what cfs is, such as wait staff, truckers, or poor white trash.

Person 1: Damn, I need some supper in my belly.
Person 2: Well, let's go to Mike's Steakhouse for the biggest and best god damn cfs west of the Mississippi.

by Flo$$y B June 6, 2005

cfl

a football league starting with five teams and has since lost one due to lack of interest. The season runs on varying schedules the 2010 cup has since been won by the pitman team. The cup was awarded on 31/8.

man: hey jamie whats the stats on the cfl?

jamie: looking into it taking the tippings tomorrow.

by pieface6547512 September 4, 2010

CFR

(Cluster-fuck ratio) The ratio of red to green on google maps traffic for a given distance.

Jonas: "Hey everyone here is at the party already. When the hell are you getting here?"
Bill: "Idk man. My CFR is about 2 right now, and i've got about 20 more miles to go."

by cpreid2 March 23, 2010

cfy

Most commonly used online - acronym of 'crazy for you'.

G'nite sweetheart, cfy <3

by aum108 June 28, 2010

CFB

When you get bloated after eating an amount of food small or large

Ughhhhh I just ate steak & shake and now I have a bad case of the CFB

by A-Trainn March 1, 2018