certilate

ur mum

i'm certilate

by poppy supot April 25, 2022

how to hack into certain websites

This only work for certain websites in which there is a guest account present in the ftp log.

how to hack into certain websites. its simple first ya go into internet explorer (if your using netscape sorry) and click the view menu then under that menu you will see a comand that says source click it now copy all the code into a text editor of some type now edit it all ya want and write some html code that will promt you for a download every time you open it make it say something sneaky like “search program” and now for the tricky part. Get your favorite ftp program and login to the host domain as guest and send the edited site to them with the name index.html now sit back n relax and watch the fun

by WorseThanHitler November 13, 2020

When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studie

Fictional sources made up by yourself.

Our world is one which is unable to accurately acknowledge the past, and the toughness of the situations that occured in the past because our own view is so ascewed to that of people from even a centery ago. Despite this people attempt to use our own morals and ethics in order to deem whether or not past events were appropiate, which is something that cannot be done -Charles Gentley inventor of When you need to find a source that says certain things and are unable to do so and end up making your own (source) aka Social Studies

by Charles gentley February 20, 2017

for certain

A white man's for real or fo' shizzle my nizzle

Example 1 (Exclamatory):
Tom : for certain! that's a nice ass

Example 2 (Response):
Tom : that's a nice ass
Paul : for certain!

by giraphe November 10, 2003

Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023

Cerote

Cerote means turd in Spanish.
It is an offensive term used against the people from Central America (Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras)
The people from those countries speak a vulgar type of Spanish and use the word cerote (turd) in every sentence. They even use it against their children and parents. The res of Latinos know Central Americans as cerotes.

A mom calling his child.
"Ven aca cipote cerote" Come over here turd.

by Steveglobetrekker October 28, 2013

Woman of a Certain Age

Ironically polite term for a woman who does not want her actual age known, e.g. one who is close to or just over the menopause.

Things which define women of a certain age are: exceptionally gaudy clothing, homeopathy and aromatherapy, sensible haircuts, books on feminism, affairs with paper boys, and coffee mornings.

Your mum is a woman of a certain age. Yes she is.

by Coming Second April 28, 2009