chakes

verb
1. To mock or belittle through the use of a barrage of often repetitive, insulting and hilarious .jpg images found on the internet.

2. To torture bubbrubb until he seeks the solace of his transvestite dog.

Bubbrubb was chakes'd until he sought the solace of his transvestite dog.

by Your Bestest Friend January 12, 2009

long cakes

A exclamation/response to something that takes an exceptionally large amount of effort/time. Derives from long/long ting.

'Long cakes!'
'We've got to wait in this tonk queue... long cakes!'

by bugaloo September 23, 2008

Vagina Cakes

(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.

I had a stellar vagina cakes muffin in Frankfurt last week.

by Stafford154 January 20, 2006

yam cakes

a real shitty cake that makes you shit for at least for an hour and it SUCKS! a flubbery paste tha looks like see-through raw flub squid totally not G-StatuS!

"the snack that makes you cry yam cakes!"

"Man what the FUCK! can't believe you ate dat Damn yam cake! Toaly un G"

by G-man bear" December 14, 2009

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

hot cakes

How badly cops beat black people.

"They've been beating them niggers like hot cakes!"

by jonny the nk July 16, 2006

Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

by Yourprostate January 8, 2008