When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
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Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
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To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.
They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.
Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.
It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.
It could be used to lure someone to a location.
Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.
A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.
A penis catfish is always a man.
A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.
Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.
They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.
Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.
It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.
It could be used to lure someone to a location.
Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.
A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.
A penis catfish is always a man.
A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.
Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
Bro, that dude stole homeboys car, took it to Mexico and sold it, and now their Rollin around like best buddies. If only homeboy knew he was chillin with a penis catfish. Lol!
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If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.
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