carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

carpet ass

Someone who plays furcadia

Kawinma is such a carpet ass!

by [c0x0r] November 14, 2004

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

carpet bombing

In a video game where the player proceeds to randomly toss or launch grenades hoping for a kill. Games like ghost recon where extreme proximity to grenades is deadly this is extremely cheap.

"Watch out. Some jerk is carpet bombing the alleyway. You can't get past."

by JoeMacD June 19, 2006

Carpet bagger

someone who acquires vast amounts of pussy

bro: Hey man whats good for tonight
dude: We are gonna go carpet bag like crazy
bro: aw yea man lets go bag that shit
dude: we're the carpet bagger's tonight

by pjurneejay October 28, 2011

Carpet Burger

A sexual reference to the female genitalia.

My girlfriend has a hairy carpet burger.

by Synne Vikernes January 29, 2009

carpet breathe

1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.

2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.

Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"

Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"

Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."

Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"

by Stevie Martinez December 27, 2008