The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea

Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her

by Catmilklover December 10, 2023

182 carlson place

oh my god its everywhere

Person 1: yo bro you seen that new femboy function>
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss

by wheezeeeeeeeeamogus July 23, 2024

John Carlson

a pretty cool dude

he is john carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025

devon lee carlson

owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???

who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao

by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022

Folded milk-carton

When you fold a guys tip down then pop it back open projecting his cum everywhere.

Jenny was soaked from his folded milk-carton!

by Cali.s March 6, 2025

Hot dogs in their milk carton

An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.

“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”

by Marshal Watson March 30, 2023