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Canable

Someone who's so afraid of being eaten they can't spell cannibal right 🤦🏽 ♀️
That girl there's a canable, I really hope she doesn't eat me
by Sam0817 May 9, 2025
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Cannabis Curator

A cannabis industry retail professional proficient in the areas of cannabis science, effects, methods of use, growth cycles, industry practices, history, and culture. Dedicated to selecting, interpreting, and presenting cannabis with knowledge, integrity, and care as to meet the needs of the consumer.
The difference between a budtender and a Cannabis Curator is that of a cook vs a chef.
by ProfessorPipeDreamz November 10, 2025
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jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
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Rainbow Cantaloupe

(Noun) Someone who annoys the fuck out of you.
That freaking rainbow cantaloupe won’t leave me alone!
by lurpylicker June 1, 2021
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dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.
by Avery St. John August 6, 2022
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brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss
Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny
by ineedcodies August 11, 2022
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jack cannaby

absolute goat of a monkey being he likes to eat grass
look its jack cannaby
by segfyuegfyugfug May 9, 2023
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