Nick Canning

A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.

"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy

That black lab loves the canine special.

by Matt May 13, 2005

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy October 27, 2008

Coning

v. The act of inserting a large orange traffic pylon into one's anus as far as it will go.

Brian and Jessica were coning last night. Jessica managed six inches, but Brian got eight.

by Kronan December 16, 2009

Caving

To do someone's head in.

"Dude, she was caving me, hard!"

by Caveymc September 7, 2006

coning it up

The act of many people in a group having marijuana via a bong or a pipe.

"Dude, come over to my place, at 5pm I will be coning it up and would like you to join me."

by TROYum May 5, 2005

Caniga

another word for your butt.

if you don't like it you can shove it up your caniga.

sit you caniga down and learn something

if you don't get up off your caniga, im gonna whoop ya hard!

by saxmandw December 23, 2011