russian candy

candy that makes you happy as soon as you eat it. It's not drugs, it's just children's candy, but it makes one wonder....

Guy: I'm sad.... ima go eat some russian candy :) that'll make me happy!

by russiancandyman May 6, 2009

Face Candy

When an individual uses a "friend" that they may or may not actually know that is attractive, or popular to make themselves look more cool and/or attractive on either My Space, or facebook.

-I had no idea Jon had so many friends!
-Nah, he just has a lot of face candy.

by Travis Rosbach January 29, 2009

Nose candy

Any drug you can snort.
Most commonly cocaine, but can also include heroin, meth, and ecstacy.
See booger sugar!

Man, hook me up wit sum of dat sweet ass nose candy!

by Hgod&Tgod June 21, 2013

candy striper

A young female volunteer at a retirement home. Usually wearing really ugly uniforms that make her look like a candy cane. Often girls who are just there to get credit for volunteer hours.

She was the sweetest candy striper I ever met.

by Nancy26 October 13, 2006

nose candy

Cocaine that you would snort up your nose.

I saw two kids with nose candy

by Jon d rockafella March 26, 2008

Candy Shop

A hit song by 50 Cent that some people believe to have sexual undertones and not actually be about candy at all.

Ignorant guy: Dude I just listened to Candy Shop by 50 Cent and now I'm hungry a lollipop.

Smart guy: Wow are you gay? I don't think that song is actually about candy...but suit yourself.

by Schnitterbit January 27, 2011

Creeper Candy

When someone is too cute or attractive that skeevy people (Usually creepy, older men) constantly hit on them. Hence, they are called Creeper Candy because these men will usually keep coming back for more.

Selena Gomez is so gosh darn cute that nasty creepers will constantly hit on her, follow her, try to hit her up. That is why she's considered *Creeper Candy*.

by klyen October 16, 2010