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Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History
by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!
by MarkyStover February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...
He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.
by LogicXX February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.
We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.
by StevenFan February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers
Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.
by J_Sierra February 9, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.
by patty iced February 4, 2010
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