certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

Cartii

The best player at everygame. He continues to pound turtle daily and everyone else in faggot clans (s9)

Cartii, the most known player in every game. Aka Clout godm

by CartiiXO May 11, 2019

Crtingo

The act of shitting in Hannah’s bag

I just dropped a Crtingo

by wabnabe307 May 16, 2019

Certifried

The title of somebody who is certified in driving whilst high

- “You good to drive?”
- “Don't worry, I’m certifried”

by Fortizmo April 19, 2019

cortiny

Boys named cortiny automatically have to have a big dick

Damn that nigga named cortiny he has to have a big dick

by Harem king CMRG October 31, 2019

certificate of proficiency

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.

“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020

cortisolid

Stress hormone that settles around your mid-section.

This pandemic is getting to me...I'm seriously cortisolid.

by Itzee June 8, 2020