Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009

Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well

Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .

by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018

buyer

A form of entertainment that is so amazing, it is worth buying to appreciate again.

(Finishes watching movie)
"Wow! That is sooo a buyer!"

by Typical Teenager March 9, 2008

du buerre

Porta Potty.

Hey, I have some du buerre on my toast.

by jogswithpenguins October 18, 2008

last minute e buyer

A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.

Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!

by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

Buford

Those button-up plaid jackets worn by farmers and bums.

It was a little chilly outside, so I put on my Buford before going out.

by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007

Buer

A female who goes out with anyone, especially gypsies. She has lots of lovers at a time.

That girl is a right buer

by It’sme July 13, 2017