Buddha

a fat girl(or boy), particularly one considered unattractive in other ways as well.

This is due to their physical resemblance to the corpulent statues of 'The' Buddha (a spiritual teacher in the northern India 563-483 BC, and the founder of Buddhism).

Nate: dude, check out Stacey over there, sat on the bench
Arfur: what, with the blonde hair?
Nate: no, the other one. i spoke to her friend Louisa, and she's well up for you, man! You gonna tap that then?
Arfur: Nah man, i dont do Buddha's

by MeisterJ3D July 24, 2009

buddakan

A word that is used to describe a woman’s genitalia. As used when talking to children to not be so vulgar.

“Son, you have a PP while your sister has a buddakan.”

by J-hodge November 2, 2017

Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)

Your dad is such a buddha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Big Buddha Mcnasty

a)a name derived from the brain of an awesome person to describe his equally awesome godson

b)a name that will be feared by anyone who crosses him
after the 2012.

Is big Buddha mcnasty gonna have to choke a bitch?

by nevets202009 February 24, 2010

Budda

A word used to piss someone off by its annoying accent that is used with it.

Matt- "Hey Budda, let me show you how its done."
Mike- "Wow you are so gay."

by MikeMags October 16, 2005

Jewish-Buddhists (Jubus)

adj. People that try to hide the very intolerant Jewish religion behind the very tolerant Buddhist Philosophy.

Allen Ginsberg claimed he was a Jewish-Buddhist, but any real Jew worth their torah would have wanted Allen put to death for being a homosexual.

by Dr. "Chemical" Eagle Sperm-Cannon, L.S.D. July 16, 2008

buddhist

Someone who believes that there is no god but will be reincarnated. Often philosophers and seekers of the meaning of life.

The Buddhist philosopher concluded that waffle doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

by Pyrus October 22, 2003