Breakfast

Eggs and bacon, nuff said

Breakfast usually consists of some eggs, bacon, toast, coffee and/or orange juice, chocolate milk, regular milk etc

Breakfast is good

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Breakfast

The act of eating your woman out in the morning while your kids are sleeping. (in a sexual way)

Guy 1: damn, i just had a good ass breakfast this morning.

Guy 2: Really, what did you have ?

Guy 1: My wife...

by latinflavor August 16, 2009

Brewkfast

A meal of nothing but beer for the first meal of the day.

I just had brewkfast after a long night of partying and I feel better.

by Nastalgia January 2, 2010

breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.

I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.

by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

Brinfast

An alternate to Brinner, and a much classier sounding way to tell people you're having an overdue breakfast for your dinner.

I'm having a full english for my Brinfast

by jlzrd October 18, 2011

Breakfast edit

The practice used by radio presenters on stations with a promise of 'more music' of editing songs down to shorter lengths to give more time to talk crap or present their comedy skits.

Ed: Tone, you used to cut songs off before the final verse to give more time for comedy didn't you?
Tony: Yeah. It's the 'breakfast edit'. We once got 'Summer of '69' down to 53 seconds.

by Reggie the Educator January 4, 2014