Brown Cappy 

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.

DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.

Brown Cappy by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Brown Breeze

When you take apart a hairdryer (Preferably someone you don't like's hairdryer, or one in a hotel) Then you "drop a log" in the hairdryer, and put it back together, ready for the next unsuspecting victim.

I stayed in a hotel last week, gave the hairdryer a good brown breeze

Brown Breeze by Rabid Steed September 7, 2007

Brown Alley 

A dark and lonely place , moist and lined with fecal matter, a brown star at the entrance.i.e a leather Cheerio

I can't explain what a brown alley is , but I can show you...

Brown Alley by Papawitz May 4, 2017

Brown crow 

The sound a male/female makes while bending their naked romantic partner over grasping each buttcheek with one hand, Spreading the cheeks while letting out a high pitch shriek into the anal cavity.

In order to entice Mary into marriage, Jacob gave Mary the brown crow. After receiving such an act Mary could not contain herself any longer and were instantly wedlocked.

Brown crow by Browncrow June 11, 2018

Move Brown 

The act of defecation.

I need to move brown like you wouldn't believe.

Move Brown by Fontanw March 29, 2009

dookie brown 

It is a poo colored Shade of brown

Dookie brown jacket

dookie brown by CatchRag December 10, 2013

rusty brown weasel 

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

rusty brown weasel by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016