Broke Dick

Someone who is worthless, broken in nature, and not worth a flying hoot. They leave stuff for everybody else. They often respond with "its not my job" and tend to think they are still better then everyone despite their broke dickness.

David was a Broke Dick, for he never did anything and nobody liked him. DavI'd must spend his miserable existence being a broke dick that everybody hates.

by Everyonesucks1210 December 5, 2016

broke-ya

What someone says when they tell you something that should blow your mind

"I just went sky diving for the first time ever..... broke-ya!"

by jenjen19 June 30, 2021

broke dicker

The broke dicker is a legen wait for it....dary legendary sex move involving a male, petite female, and a door. The female takes the dick up the ass like a champ from the doggy style position, halfway in and out of a doorway, and primes the males penis for the climax. Right before ejaculation happens the female slams the door shut on the males dick and intensifies the males orgasm, while rendering his penis useless for the next few months. The male's dick is now broke but the experience is worth it, definitely takes a kinky pair to try this one.

Boy: Want to try the broke dicker?

Girl: You must have balls of steel if you want to try that!

by Stormthegreatest October 14, 2013

broke furniture

A sexual act where you fuck your girl so hard, you actually break furniture.

Guy 1: hey man, did you hear about Greg and lexi?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard they broke furniture last night.

by Contrast January 31, 2008

BROKE OFF

Seen a lot of lame meanings for this term. Broke off means hitting’ the ground hard.

Dude was gonna reach the coping in that pool, but slid a bit and got BROKE OFF hard.

by King Debary August 23, 2022

broke-fix

When you fix something that's broken.

Dorothy wants to know WTF a broke-fix is; this entry was broke so I fixed it.

by rainman_bc_104 July 7, 2010

Broke Dick

"Broke Dick" refers to any noun that exemplifies the best traits of its specific class and flat out can't be beaten. Better than anybody or anything else. Most likely to have traits or come near the desired outcome.

She: "This is the best BBQ sauce I ever had."
He: "It's like a broke dick."
She: "A broke dick?"
He: "You can't beat it!"

She "Your love for me is like a broke dick."
He: "What do you mean?"
She: "You can't beat it!"

by Robster Craw April 25, 2008