Varg's Birthday

Taking a shit (in private or public) whilst listening to Black Metal.

I met this girl on Tinder and she asked me to come over and help her celebrate Varg's Birthday.

by Drainbamage69 June 15, 2018

Eri's birthday

It's eri's birthday today let's all say happy birthday to her and hope she can hear us❤️

Us on eri's birthday : happy birthday eri
Eri in a different dimension: thank everyone

by anonymous December 22, 2020

September 17 birthday

The day when the most handsome generous people are born who are destined for greatness in life every if it doesn’t come easy

Oh wow he’s going to be successful he’s got a september 17 birthday

by Smirkz October 2, 2023

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

1. A song I forgot the artist of
2. The most requested birthday wish.

Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*

by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022

Birthday Boomerang

A present you give to someone but it really benefits you.

Jon: WOW, a garden gnome?!

Heather: Yeah! It matches the ones in my garden.

Jon: Thanks for the birthday boomerang.

by T.Polkinghorne December 9, 2008

Birthday Trifecta

Receiving a happy birthday text/call, tweet, and Facebook wall-post all from one person, on your birthday.

I thought I was more popular, but John was the only person who completed a Birthday Trifecta for me.

It's only 12:01 and I already completed Johns Birthday Trifecta.

by iRod December 27, 2012

Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection

Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.

by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009