Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.

Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"

by TheDudeguyman January 13, 2009

Deadass Brick

Deadass brick is when its mad cold ya balls about to fall off.

Yo bro its deadass brick

Bro: On god

Deadass Brick- Freezing balls

by yonger November 13, 2019

Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.

I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.

by D&Danny August 15, 2019

Brick and lick

When you go down on a chick, usually a stripper, post sex and get a little extra protein boost from your own nut.

Dude you took that stripper home?
Yeah man gave here the ol’ Brick and lick special.
Ahh nice man always good to have a little protein after a workout.

by Bonesauce February 23, 2020

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

by Snowtree October 9, 2020

Kick bricks

A term used for when you want someone to “go fuck themselves” (not in a literal sense.) Typically when you’re either pissed of, or if it’s someone you dislike.

Person 1: “Hey, can I have some chips?

Cool guy: “Pff, no, go kick bricks.”

by Gamer big epic January 22, 2022

brick

A square unit of shit.

Johnny just shit a brick on his mothers face.

by Brickman March 20, 2003