bochenczack

The worst, meanest person you will ever meet and when she tries to be funny its scary.

The bochenczack feasts on our fear.

by pooch lover January 21, 2015

brüchen

German meat dish, containing pork, beef, chicken and the tears of 80's heart throb, David Hasselhoff. High in protein. Side effects may include being hooked on a feelin'.

Males who eat brüchen every day are twice as likely to survive a bear attack.

by teacherofthingsandstuff April 20, 2015

Boulcher

A twat

"See that guy over there, he's a massive Boulcher."

"I know. "

by boulcherisatwat March 22, 2016

botchey

a stupid black guy that will probably die alone

i AM SO GLAD IM NOT A BOTCHEY

by real zeesh January 17, 2017

boachella

Cardi B accidentally coined this phrase when she captioned a throwback photo of TLC with “Mood !Boachella!!!” In reference to her own outfit inspired by the 90s trio. It left people in confusion which she quickly explained as a typo. The phrase caught on and has been referenced by both the famous and lowly common folk alike.

“What did Cardi mean when she said ‘Boachella’?”

“She didn’t mean anything- bitch can’t type with them long ass hoochie nails.”

by Em c Nasty May 29, 2018

Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'

by The Human Bauch May 25, 2018

buchenau

A person who is alive but wants to die. Alive but dead inside.

Jerome: Hey look at them!
Mandy: Ya! That one looks like a buchenau.

by Poooooooooopyyyyyyyyyy May 7, 2018