Space Blumpkin

The act, practice, or habit of performing or participating in a blumpkin in space.
True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.
by bloom ken January 16, 2010
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Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!
by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023
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Upper Blumpkin

Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
by szkud September 29, 2013
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chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
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The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting
I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.
by metalmetalrob February 20, 2010
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Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.
Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!
by Shenans March 03, 2017
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baby blumpkin

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.
Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.
by Chainsaw217 October 06, 2012
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