by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009
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We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.
by Thorbeast March 25, 2022
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by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 2, 2017
Get the bisacodyl blumpkin mug.by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
Get the Hand Blumpkin mug.Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
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by Shenans March 2, 2017
Get the Blumpkin Schwirley mug.When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023
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