True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.
by bloom ken January 16, 2010
When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023
Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
by szkud September 29, 2013
Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
by metalmetalrob February 20, 2010
After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.
by Shenans March 03, 2017
by Chainsaw217 October 06, 2012