Space Blumpkin

The act, practice, or habit of performing or participating in a blumpkin in space.

True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.

by bloom ken January 16, 2010

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

by Shenans March 2, 2017

red blumpkin

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin

I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!

by zallirog July 22, 2015

Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Thai Blumpkin

The act of getting blowjob on the toilet while suffering from travellers diarrhea.

I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.

by Fleshdawg October 7, 2016

Dunkin' Blumpkin

A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.

"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"

by Na0227 October 4, 2014