Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.

I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018

Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.

*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs

by EmoHo July 22, 2018

Project Blueballs

The code name for the systematic study of sightings of men displaying attention seeking behaviour online in order to solicit images of women to be used for their own sexual gratification.

Project Blueballs: Entry May 2021: Subject appeared in chatroom, hovered in a stationary position for some time, responding only when female members present contributed to the conversation. When all sign of female members in the vicinity was lost, subject travelled away from the site at high speed evading further detection.

by spookfish May 21, 2021

Bluebells

Bluebells is a Scottish term for a group of promiscuous lesbians

"Och aye, there goes a group of Bluebells in their dungarees and tool belts"

by OCHAYE March 1, 2018

blueballbonium

When a female doesn’t finish off the male and he dies from not busting a nut

Make him cum bitch before he gets blueballbonium

by Yung kobe June 13, 2019

blueballing

giving somebody a lower price for what they ask for on EBay

Marcy tried blueballing a guy on EBay by giving him 5 dollars for something that costed 200 dollars

by FreedomGundam June 22, 2025

sneeze blueball

the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm

oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.

by Anchovie2000 September 28, 2011