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Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania

A small town where chavs, slags and arseholed university students get together to create utter chaos.
Oh look at that slag! They must be from Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania!
by MegannMaate July 12, 2011
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Late Bloomer

When a girl hits puberty later than everyone else
I got my period in 9th grade, I was a late bloomer.
by GiganticHo November 8, 2018
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Bloomin

A hainous sexual performance in which a man engages in intercourse with 5 women. The man first performs cunnilingus on the first woman, the second and third women are getting probed with two to three fingers in their vaginas. The forth woman is riding the man’s penis in either the cowgirl or the (optional) reserve cowgirl position. The fifth woman is loudly humming on the mans testicles making sure that this sexual act is well and truely heard if there are any people in proximity to this act.
“I had an epic bloomin last night with the birds from work.”

You deserved it you legend, but bloody hell that humming was loud!”

“I was at the rippers last night and copped a mad bloomin with all the strippers!
Oh yeah, how loud was the hum?
Fucken loud mate!”
by Lachlan and Swanny August 24, 2017
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orlando bloom

A young British actor of the lithe, lovely and mostly androgenous 'look'. Considered the 'next generation' of English talent abroad, he has a long way to go to solidify his position or even to justify his large earnings. A good example of style over substance... for now. So long as he pulls his finger out and works hard he should get better and stay the course.
Example of triumph of hype over reality and common sense. Bloom is an excellent study of a marketed product.
by Gizmo_LittleWing June 12, 2005
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Blooming flower

Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.
She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower
by Unsolicited Advice Guy April 13, 2010
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bloom

a skinny stone cold annoying idiot. who only speaks of sports when his team is winning. mention the fact his team lost and he loses his mind. also, this creature is known to wear man capri's and chases heavy set females. this being has no friends outside of his work enviroment
That guy wearing all the new york gear while living in south jersey is a bloom.
by downtownlb November 25, 2012
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Bloomsburg

a town with nothing to do except start trouble or hang out with the rednecks
hettlerville orangeville.. its all the same
by redneck woman December 31, 2004
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