dumb blond

a person with blond hair that is incredibly stupid or retarded! a.k.a airhead

Tiffany you are such a fukin dumb blonde! Gosh!!!

by Galaxia June 20, 2006

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018

blonde doctor

The nickname for Dr. Eliot Reid on Scrubs from the Janitor.

"hey blonde doctor"
"hey janitor"

by kittie_crashandburn November 10, 2009

Blueberry blonde

A person with dark hair acting like a blonde .

That was a blueberry blonde moment .

by Buugyt236 July 7, 2017

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

by signon77 October 24, 2013

electric blond

hair color somewhere between platinum blond and white (aibino lite?)

i wanted 'do' that electric blond but she was sp-o-o-o-o-ky action!!!!!!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

blonde poop

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

by Clizzle December 6, 2005