Bytes Blitz

Is and awesome acker man who isn't a retard unlike other ppl ofc this is written by king blitz but its facts

King Bytes Blitz

by BytesBlitz the god May 4, 2022

Ball bag blitzer

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.

‘Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’

by Nateonymous June 8, 2018

back alley blitz

to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building

"Yo wanna have some back alley blitz tonight"

"Ew no im not having sex in public"

by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021

blitchond

a cross between a bitch and a blond

Damn, i'm gonna smack that blitchond.

by nicole April 21, 2004

Blitzkrieged

Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.

TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!

by GrieveNasty91 October 21, 2010

Blitz

In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.

"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"

by The Noon July 9, 2012

Blitzkrieg

Bend a girl over a desk and fuck her in the ass. Then take your dick out and fuck her in the pussy while she shits from a stretched open ass hole. Then spread her ass cheeks, cum in her asshole, then turn her over and shit in her mouth.

...and then i bent her over and gave her a blitzkrieg right on Sister Hill's desk.

by The Pirate January 6, 2005