A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.
Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"
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Get the Blanket Fair mug.Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.
by Dershowitz April 29, 2015
Get the blanket friend mug.when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011
Get the tongue blanket mug.A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009
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"Pig in a blankettt"
by Das Dota September 2, 2009
Get the Pig in a blanket mug.Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.
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