Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.

Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.

by sysDump July 5, 2018

Blackburn's law

Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”

"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."

by dremiliano February 18, 2019

Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.

"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"

by El-Leppard June 30, 2019

Blackout

To fall asleep really fast

Me: Wow, I really blacked tf out last night

Mom: what the actual fuck?!

My sister: No, Mom. What us youngsters mean by blackout is that we fell asleep without any alcohol or drug consumption.

by good influence August 13, 2019

Blackoutmail

When a privately owned power company uses blackouts as a way to extort the public.

Man PG&E is blackoutmailing California to try and shirk responsibility for unsafe equipment and liability for starting wildfires.

by Solarguy69 October 12, 2019

blackout drive

Blackout drive n.- The ability to function without conscious thought, usually in an impaired state brought on by binge drinking, drug use, etc.
Derived from military "blackout driving", using limited light sources to drive tactically at night.

I woke up at home, but I don't remember leaving the bar. Thank you, blackout drive!

by Josheau the Bald November 11, 2019

Blackguette

When the frenchie from your neighborhood is dissing the black.

Hey John, let's start a blackguette.

by fuckfacechibaiass February 25, 2020