Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.

Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.

by Cantus Lupus April 10, 2024

benefits thug

A person who is a thug in employee benefits.

Dianna Santos

Damn, Santos! Back at it again being a benefits thug!

by futurekendricksthegod July 20, 2016

Friends with Benefits

Faye and Jackson

Faye and Jackson are shagging

E.g. "Your leg isn't the only thing I want to rub" - friends with benefits Barbara

by LaaLaa init fam September 15, 2017

Benefit Friend

Benefit claiming friends who get paid on alternate weeks

It's ok I'll get it, you can pay me back at your next benefit friend

by Metal Munkey March 6, 2023

buddies with benefits

Two buddies who aren't in a committed friendship but both benefit from one another's company.

Stephen is one of my buddies with benefits, sometimes we throw down at his place, other times we throw down at our place, but it's not like I'm going to be at his wedding party.

by BoiBoiBoiPOLOS March 28, 2017

Best Freinds With Benefits

You and another person aren’t in a committed relationship but you aren’t just hooking up eiether. You still go on dates but aren’t exclusive either.

“Hey man, what’s the deal with you and that one chick? Are you guys dating or just banging?”

“Neither man, we’re Best Freinds With Benefits.”

by Lil Pickle November 26, 2018

Streamer Benefits

Streamer Benefits is the perk streamers get for literally just bring a streamer. They can ask their audience for hard to obtain items, in-game currency and many more things. Whatever they desire, someone's got it.

" Hey man, did you see Esfand begging in Stormwind for gold? "

" Yeah dude, that's streamer benefits for you "

by TheGigachadOiledUpVirgin November 29, 2023