Triple Jiggle Woppa Woppa blaster 3000

When a girl vigorously shakes her breasts at least 3 times after a tit fuck and your cum starts shooting around the room.

Oh man, she gave me a triple jiggle woppa woppa blaster 3000 because I finished early. Now I have to shower

by Brief Velkoz May 17, 2019

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

ben and jerry’s ass blaster

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

by Tarrarę March 16, 2021

Cunt blaster

1. a Male u participates in the act of sexual intercourse often.

2 a male who exhibits prowess during sexual intercourse

3. a particularly fearsome form of sex toy

godamn that was some nice cuntblasting i did back there!

jeeze that guy blasts so much cunt!

wish i could blast cunt like that guy!

by Metys December 8, 2003