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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.
I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.
by Dark Oak September 3, 2023
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Batter sisters

Oh wow honee, I didn’t know you knew him! But I guess that makes us batter sisters!
by bakingloads_247 March 9, 2023
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Battering

He’s gonna get a battering

Shut up before I batter you
by Tilldog May 8, 2021
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Battered Sluts Syndrome

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing

...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012
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Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.
John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie
by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017
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battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male
stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy
by getmehame June 21, 2021
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