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Baloostered

Frank was baloostered the other day at the party bro.
by baloostered January 10, 2020
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Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons
Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies
by Bigboynate April 27, 2020
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Balloobadoobus

Balloobadoobus
I like to say Balloobadoobus
by Baldy Balloobadoobus July 11, 2021
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Balooza

A cat that has been blown up by a bazooka
My cat was balooza'd
by Yvonne Sheekoplesh July 25, 2021
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Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021
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Baloofa

Where a morbidly obese person’s hanging belly meets their FUPA and looks like a huge balloon of fat.
Damn the lady on that mobility scooter has a baloofa if I’ve ever seen one!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 26, 2022
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Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
by That_Madachod February 4, 2022
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