Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 08, 2023

Spongy bark

When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid

God, I just did a spongy bark

by spongy-bark December 07, 2022

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.

As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.

by AussieDr88 November 02, 2010

Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.

"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"

by Sleekit December 15, 2023

bark stripper

Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.

Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.

by timd1988 December 30, 2015

barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by June 08, 2021