Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

Flag Bagger 09

This is a variant of faggot, but with a twist to give the word rythem.

Dick: Hey Jimmy, what up!!

Jimmy: Shut up flag bagger 09!

Dick: WTF......

Jimmy: thats right, you'll never know what i daid and i can't get in trouble either!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Flaggot!!!

by Flaggot for scrife August 19, 2009

dubble bagger

used by the boys of jersey shore when a girl is so ugly you have to put two bags on her head just in case one falls off so you wont have to see her face.

Ronnie: Did you see that girl i brought home last night?
mike: Yeah whatta dubble bagger! cant beleive you smushed her

by poopheadyutugbkih November 29, 2010

heat bagger

A younger (under 18 female) that , should one become involved with her, will elicit a visit from the cops.

Man, don't fool around with that chick; she's a heat bagger

by Donthebeagle November 10, 2010

Bagger

An obnoxious rich person who thinks they are more entitled to lifechanging experiences and material possessions than you are. ex. Jeff Bezos

Thanks to those unwelcome Baggers, Franklin Street is now so gentrified it is unrecognizable.

by Asinine Pirate July 1, 2022

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

Bilbo baggers

A very annoying guy who sweats games but is a god to his step sister,likes to squat on his console

bilbo baggers is bilbo baggers

by fortnite-ninja-god May 14, 2021