Badon

Typically an Agriculture Science teacher. Let’s you write special messages on the white board. There are some days where you do absolutely nothing in his class. Sometimes he evens writes his own messages on the board like, “Stick a cork in your mouth”. He wears dad shoes and ripped up jeans. If you want to get his attention then you should offer to buy him a new desk chair. Or a new microwave.

That man over there sure does look like a badon.

by Clarksville Hoghschool November 19, 2018

ba-donk-a-donk

Another word to describe the thickness of a woman

Damn girl you shit with that ba-donk-a-donk.

by Toni SauceTac March 24, 2020

bahonkalazoogalas

Big boobies. As in, proper bazonkers. Huuge badoonkers. Massive bahonkalazoogalas.

"Damn, this woman has some colossal bahonkalazoogalas ho mama"

by SuperHeavy October 28, 2020

badinkadink

A funny looking car

Hey i'm going to ride the badinkadink

by M0dern December 1, 2020

badoonkis

the day after tomorrow

Person 1: Lets go to the movie badoonkis.
Person 2: Okay.

by Kentrowl November 11, 2021

badookiedonk

straight up ass

"I look like badookiedonk today"

by No0neHer3 November 22, 2021

Bahonkers

Depending on the context, it either means boobs (1) or a synonym to crazy (2)

1. "To what are the use of the big bahonkers of thee if the beholder is but an ass?" "none of those words are in the dictionary, John"

2. "I'm fucking close to my limit, I'm going to go bahonkers any minute" "I didn't mean to finish your portion of the pizza please"

by internet user 1 May 15, 2022