Asshole

A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.

That asshole went to the show without me.

by Beltazar October 14, 2017

Asshole

Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.

My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018

Asshole

A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."

Allie is an asshole.

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by Jcrack April 29, 2013

asshole

A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.

Steph is such an asshole.

by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011

asshole

Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie is an asshole

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

asshole

a person who tells you the truth about yourself in a society where everything is sugar-coated to make you believe that everyone is prince charming and there is nothing wrong with you.

"Man, that asshole over there just told Jim that sagging his pants wasn't cool."

by sammaaayy September 21, 2012

asshole

The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag

This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!

by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013