The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

by EKD_145 July 15, 2019

hot singles in you area

This is an ad that you probs sometimes in your life have seen. (And maybe clicked on)

Ad: "Hot singles in your area"
Me: I rather be single. *clicks anyway*

"hot singles in you area is a annoying ad that could pop up when you're browsing"

by FreedTapstry21 April 4, 2021

Areeba

"Areeba" is the girl who gets all the attention. She is a great friend, and has a great sense of fashion. Although she can be rude sometimes, overall she's a great person and very popular amongst her friends. She's the class clown, and guys are all over her

"Areeba is so amazing! I wish I was her!"

by Name gal March 14, 2017

Breater Gay Area

Misspelling-on-purpose of the Greater Bay Area, in which San Francisco is included; said when mocking of Frisco or someone who lives there referring to the big concentration ofgay people living there, or when someone is actually gay. The first word not to be related with Breat.

Roy: Ah, you're from San Francisco, in the Breater Gay Area... I mind the Greater Bay Area!

Guy: Haha... so you're a funny ass.
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I'm soooo from the Breater Gay Area!

by Dantelicious July 11, 2009

Areesa

2 words: Dumb Bitch

Look it’s that dumb bitch again areesa

by Andreaa lolol October 21, 2019

bay area

The area surrounding the San Francisco Bay. The epitome of Nor-Cal. From SF down to Burlingame, Belmont, Redwood City, Menlo Park, Palo Alto, Los Altos, Mountain View,San Jose (West Bay) plus the East Bay (sort of) Most well known for SF, being liberal, and hella.

In the BAY AREA, no one says "Frisco"
As a Bay Arian, I hella exercise my right to vote.

by fo shizzle February 20, 2005

Oil City Area High School

A big piece of turd extruded from the shit flap of andy dick himself. The most popular things to do are shit on the principal's lawn. fuck, drink, get busted, die, & yell at people. Its one big cluster fuck of shit with more shit.

Sam: Have you been to Oil City Area High School?

Phil: yeah, it was a cluster fuck.

Sam: yeah i once chewed my leg off to get out of there

Phil: How the fuck are you still walking?!?!?

Sam:Shit....... * thump * You asshole

by Fifty cal March 25, 2011