Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.

"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"

by Marsl March 18, 2020

anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.

Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!

by Packofblow March 26, 2017

Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t

Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.

by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017

anus piece

the skin between your asshole and your balls. see gooch

my anus piece itches so bad

by Lance Snyder December 6, 2006

Anus Interruptus

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls

Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?

by Mekristo August 19, 2018

anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.

Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?

by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013

Inverted Anus

The condition where one's anus is inside out

Jose's has inverted anus after extreme anal intercourse.

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019