Dracula's Anus

When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.

Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!

by fdsoldier June 16, 2016

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Anus Rocket

Something screwed, fucked or messed up.

Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.

by chinggg chongg September 29, 2014

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Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t

Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.

by Mrsaintnick July 29, 2017

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anus piece

the skin between your asshole and your balls. see gooch

my anus piece itches so bad

by Lance Snyder December 03, 2006

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Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)

Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy

by Le Beignet January 17, 2021

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